Peachy Joe

Author: GoldfishMinge

Date: August 4, 2003

by GoldfishMinge
8-04-03
At the Daily News Centre, Peachy Joe the child-molesting cameraman gets to work.
Hello, and welcome to the daily news. I am Goldfish, and this is Minge.
In breaking news, a survey shows the number of hippies in this country is rapidly dim..
Peachy Joe, stop looking at that 10 year old girl! Focus on us! PEACHY JOE!!
But can't I take her to my house for a litt..
No, Peachy Joe! She does not want to be molested! Leave her alone! PEACHY JOE, GET BACK HERE!