Jerry Bruckheimer's New Summer Blockbuster!!!!

Author: Goshi

Date: September 29, 2003

by Goshi
9-29-03
OUR HERO THE SUPER GOVERNMENT AGENT MEETS THE EVIL TERRORIST WHO HAS BEEN BLOWING SHIT UP RECENTLY AND KILLED THE AGENT'S BEST FRIEND
I am a government agent who loves Freedom and Democracy® and I will kill you cause you are a bad person who is against America
HAHAHA I AM AN EVIL TERRORIST WHO WILL DESTROY THE WORLD CAUSE IT SUCKS
HAHA THE HERO WILL NEVER CATCH UP TO ME SO I WILL MAKE FANCY EXPLOSIONS AND KILL!!
I AM A FANCY EXPLOSION MADE THANKS TO THE MOVIES BIG BUDGET
OUR HERO FINALLY CAUGHT UP TO THE TERRORIST AND KILLED HIM BUT WE DON'T HAVE ROOM TO SHOW THAT.. Later That Day:
I hit on you throughout the movie and you called me a sexist bastard but now that I saved the world wanna go have sex?
I can't resist your charms any longer............... MAKE LOVE TO ME NOW!