Rush Limbaugh's Fear and Loathing in Baghdad Epilogue

Author: Goshi

Date: October 12, 2003

by Goshi
10-12-03
Rush took a huge amount of his "medication" and eventually wakes up somewhere...
Welcome to Edinburgh!
How the hell did I end up in Edinburgh? I guess it's time to hit the pubs!
Meanwhile in Washington:
Mr. President, I have recieved information from a very reliable source that Osama Bin Laden is currently in Scotland.
I knew it! We cannot show the terrorists we are weak, besides my popularity is lowering and I need a war to gain support again. Bomb those skirt wearing bastards!
The End