All comics by Gotter

 

PETE & HIS PC by Gotter 7-31-03
Pete got his computer during his first year of community college. Turns out Pete is dumber than a door knob! How do I type on this thing? Your so dumb, I'm surprised you dont hit yourself with a hammer every time you think!	See What I mean! Like This? Yes My Wonderful Ediot, Yes!	One Day Pete Got Some Upsetting News: Dear Pete, I'm on to bigger & better things, like NASA. I'll send you a post card, Luv your PC.

 

Bus Stop Horrors by Gotter 7-31-03
Gabe hates waiting for the bus. ...So thats what I think about the modern art in today's museums, rather dull if you ask me. Man I gotta get a car.	The next day... Why God? Why? Hey kid, Got a light?	Sometime in July... HO HO HO! I'll tell ya its been so long since I've seen the light of day. They dont let us look out the windows. Am I the only one bothered by this?

 

Mixer Conversations by Gotter 7-31-03
One Night at a Costume mixer: Great Mixer huh? Yeah, Havent been to one since this morning.	Later... Hey, Who are supposed to be? No one, I dress like this all the time.	Look Kids! Its Cowboy Billy! Howdy! Well Well Well, we've gotta stop meeting like this.

 

Father Mo L. Ester by Gotter 7-31-03
That'll be all today Mark, I'll see you tommorow, in the dressing room,behind my office,in that spare room, that no one but the children know about. Can I keep my clothes on this time?	Ahh...a fresh meat!	Hi! I'm Tommy, the new Chiorboy! Yeah I know, Father Ester wants to welcome you to the church, and he said something about him giving you a physical.

 

Cat Lovin Carl by Gotter 7-31-03
WHAT DID I DO???	Wat The hell? Mayo with Pickles,Lots of Pickles, with pickles	Its Gabe!!: Oh Damn! Not again!::sigh:: Kittie go poopoo in the box at night! Box be tinky all ta time.

 

The Events of Gabe's meaningless life:Introduction by Gotter 7-31-03
I wonder if my Dad is coming home tonight? Dont worry boy, yo Pa luvs you!	Thanx Uncle Bob. Can I have a sip of watever you got in that there cup? HaHaHa,*Hiccup* that was pretty funny!	RING! RING! RING! I Got It!!!!

 

It is what it is: Pt.1 by Gotter 8-02-03
INTRODUCTION I wonder if my dad is comming come tonight, He never hangs with me any more! Don't worry boy, Yo Pa loves*HICCUP*you.	Thanks Uncle Bob. Hey I can I have a sip of whatever you got i that there cup? Ha Ha Very Funny*HICCUP* I'll be down stairs with yo mama.	RING...RING...RING! I'll get it!!!

 

It Is What It Is: Pt2 by Gotter 8-02-03
Speaker Phone: Yo Gabe!! Dude, you gotta come outside now!!! Dude, there's like chics out here, dude, DUDE!! get out here quick! Ok, but I gotta ask my mom first...ok bye!	Mom!! Can I play outside with some of the guys? Please!! Why do you want to come outside? It's much safer in the house...No?...Ok! dont go too far!	Ok, Jim where are they? Dude! There She is

 

It Is What It Is Pt.3 by Gotter 8-04-03
Isnt she delightful? Yum... yum... yum	What Do you think? Are you out of your mind?	I'm inside my nice air-conditioned house, and you bring me outside for a fat chick, scarffing down burgers! Dude, what are you talking about? That girl was Hott, & besides, dude you live in a trailer.

 

It Is What It Is Pt.4 by Gotter 8-04-03
Look, there Kyle and his Dad...Hey Kyle!!! Dude, what the hell are they doing, Ahh mann not another protest. Mann I feel sorry for Kyle, dude I'm gonna go back and talk to that girl. If I'm lucky I'll get her number	Kill me now!!!! Stop the cruelty on Animals...JUST SAY NO!!	Hey, Gabe. Hey Man, your dad gone all Hippie again?

 

It Is What It Is. Pt. 5 by Gotter 8-04-03
Yeah, why is it that you never look anyone in the eye? Well one day when I was little my mom told me that The eyes are the windows to one's soul,she told me never to let people see my soul or they'll try and take it. Now I'm just used to it.	Ok whatever dude your mom is weird, Hey did you hear about Sam? He got fired, because they kept catching him in the breakroom sniffing their bottles of white-out. Ha Ha pretty funny huh? I know, Lets go find Him and tell him how much of a douche bag he is.	Later In The Day: Hey Sam Dude! You're such a Douche Bag!! Yeah, Yeah I know. Dude, I Got some Tickets to that PC SpeakerPhone Concert, you and some of the guys wanna go?

 

It Is What It Is Pt.6 by Gotter 8-04-03
Hell yeah, dude of course Ok, meet me in the parking lot of the club at 6:30, with the rest of the guys	LATER: So whats up Kyle? Yeah Dude whats up?	ADDITION TO THE OTHER: AS IF ONE BIG PICTURE: Guys! We are going to see the PC SpeakerPhones, Tonight! Sam Got us Tickets

 

It Is What It Is Pt.7 by Gotter 8-04-03
These two are connected What Dude Are you for Real? No Bull Shit? No Bull Shit.	But dude, what about Kevin? Oh Yeah, Thats right! Shh.. Here he comes	Hey Kevin, Little Bro! Hey wats up, big bro!

 

It Is What It Is Pt.8 by Gotter 8-05-03
MEANWHILE... Mom I was wondering, If it would be possible for me to go to this Concert with a few friends, tonight. You want to go where? A Concert! You want to go stand in a small room, with fire hazards, and watch a "ROCK" Band that Sings about the Devil?	But Mom... The Devil has brain washed you again! We need to take you to see Father Ester right away, come on.	Later... Hey I wonder where Gabe is, its almost time to go Man I hate it when he does shit like this, he never tells anyone anything!

 

WHATACHA GON DO? by Gotter 8-05-03
Son, Do you know why you're beeing arested? No what I do?	Where the hell are your pants sir? Those guys took them!	Hurry up! Whens it gonna be my turn? Just Wait your turn, I'm almost done!

 

A CRIPPLED VALENTINES DAY! by Gotter 8-06-03
"Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, You stupid MFer I hate you!!" Dude What The FUCK? What kind of damn Card is this? Happy Valentines Day, Honey!! I'm Leaving You.	LATER... Wait a Damn Minute! Violets are Fucking Purple, not blue! Hey Man, Shit Happens, Believe me I know!	Man, Shut The Fuck Up, Before you feel this nail in big Ass head, Cripple Mutha Fucker! SORRY!

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