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by Graehe
1-09-01
You know...I've seen you somewhere before.
That's what I thought.
You're actually a homeless person paid to dress up like that for Christmas, aren't you?
Damn it.

 

by Graehe
1-09-01
Well...aren't we a pair?
Oh?
I'm a low-res nerd, and you're a badly drawn stick figure.
Yes.
You can't get laid, either, can you?
No.

 

by Graehe
1-09-01
My dress is prettier than your dress.
But I'm prettier than you are.
Not.
Shit.

 

by Graehe
1-09-01
SUNDAY-SUNDAY-SUNDAY!!!
Why do guys like monster truck shows, anyway?
It's driving me CRAZY!
SUNDAY-SUNDAY-SUNDAY!!!
Crap.
SUNDAY-SUNDAY-SUNDAY!!!

 

by Graehe
1-09-01
Do you ever feel "not so fresh?"
Why do women always talk about this stuff?
I wish I was a guy...
Meanwhile...
How's that jock-itch?
Dude...it's just gross.

 

by Graehe
1-10-01
Foul demon, remove yourself from this girl's body. Leave this girl...back to the nether regions whence you spawned. GET THEE BEHIND ME, SATAN!
!emit ruoy gnitsaw ruoY
The power of Christ compels you... THE POWER OF CHRIST COMPELS YOU!
!nam dlo, kaew si thiaf ruoY
On the astral plane...
Well?
Don't look at me...he's the one spouting all this crap.

 

by Graehe
1-10-01
Do these pants make me look fat?
Yes.

 

by Graehe
1-11-01
Mary had a little lamb, whose fleece was white as snow....
And when that sheep would get the blues, The lamb did Mary blow...
Mom, why would you blow up a sheep?
PETE!!! YOU LEFT THAT DAMN TAPE IN THE VCR AGAIN, DIDN'T YOU?

 

by Graehe
2-18-01
*sigh* Don't you get enough of this at the REAL PennyArcade site?

 

by Graehe
8-09-01
After considering my chances for the Comic Cup III, I look around at others' preparations...
I can still hear you guys...
Water!
Everyone is psyched for the coming onslaught of talent and creativity...
Research...
Zzzzip!
So what do I do?
Hey, Brad...here's fifty bucks!
I wonder if he realizes I'm not a judge...

 

by Graehe
8-10-01
After downloading an emulator, Gabe tries very hard to remember why it was he used to spend hours playing "Pong."

 

by Graehe
8-11-01
[ahem...]
Nevermind.

 

by Graehe
8-12-01
An explanation for the uneven quality of many authors...
Ahhh...Now to look at some nice, wholesome pornography...
Too bad, dork. I'm using stripcreator right now!
I want it...No, I'm already signed in...
...[click]
The result...?

 

by Graehe
8-13-01
Dexy's Midnight Runners...
Come one Eileen!
You in that dress...
Come on Eileen!
You mean evvvvvverything.
Later...
Sorry Billy Idol didn't play, but I've always wanted my own groupie. Wanna do it?
Okay...

 

by Graehe
8-14-01
Dude...
Come on... I am sooooo 'l33t. I think I'll log on and hack the Pentagon!
beep eep eep - beep eep eep eep Screeeee... wrwrwrwrwr... You've got mail!
So what? It's a "disposable account"!
Outta here...

 

by Graehe
8-14-01
And you thought the movies cut a lot out...
Bene Gesserit Reverend Mother Gaius Helen Mohiam Panoplia Prophetica Kwisatz Haderach Little Death Melange Orange Catholic Butlerian Jihad!
But I love Leto and I had to give him a son! Wanna hear me do "The Voice" because THERE'S NO NEED TO FIGHT OVER ME so now I'll go live among the fremen and be their reverend mother.
Later...
I knew it was you 'cause I heard you approaching, and I know stuff like that since am Muad'Dib AND the Kwisatz Haderach & I can take the water of life n' stuff, Oh yeah, and my name is a killing word!
Paul it's me Gurney Halleck and your mom betrayed the duke but NO it was really Yueh (Yueh Yueh a thousand deaths are not enough for Yueh) do you have the weirdling modules oh goody now we can fight.
Finally...
I'm the sister and I'll grow up to be evil because I'm a knowitall ever since my mom took the water of life while she was pregnant with me so you can call me an abomination!
D'oh! I got to close to the girl and she scraped me with the gom jabbar so now I'm a dead floating fat man. I guess Paul gets to marry the princess even though he doesn't want to!

 

by Graehe
8-15-01
A day in the life of...
I'm George W. Bush, "Ecological Savior"!
And I'm Al Gore, "inventor of the Internet"!
...the marriage counsellor.
That's good...I can tell we're making great progress!
Can we kiss and make up, now?

 

by Graehe
8-21-02
RiverDance in hell...
I'm gonna kizzill my agent...

 

by Graehe
10-08-03
The Halloween Party
What the hell are you supposed to be?
I'm the ghost of a drunk frat boy...
No...
Now you're the ghost of a drunk fat boy.

 

by Graehe
10-08-03
A black tie, velvet rope affair...
Why is there a line to get into work at Stripcreator, today?
It happens every now and then. They implemented new security measures last year.
Next!

 

by Graehe
10-06-08
Brewster's Million's, today...
You've just inherited $300 million, but you must spend $30 million in 30 days, or you don't get diddly!
I'd better get moving!
5 minutes later, in his lawyer's office...
When he fails, we'll get all the...
Done.
What? How?!?
I invested it in Washington Mutual. By the way, I still owe another $200 million.

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