Christmas- What's inside the box?

Author: GrassyNoel

Date: December 12, 2001

by GrassyNoel
12-12-01
Hold up, there, Mr. Goblin Death Elf! I was wondering if I could take a look in that present you've got there.
I can't let you do that, Santa.
Well, it seems that someone has been filling presents with bodily waste. Just wanted to make sure that this wasn't the big present-shortage solution you promised me.
..so, if I could just have a look at that present..
Santa, I think you need to back the fuck off.