Christmas-is this shit going anywhere?

Author: GrassyNoel

Date: December 13, 2001

by GrassyNoel
12-13-01
Hey, you little bastard, come back here!
I asked you what was in that box, and I want an answer!
Look, don't make me turn you into Brad Pitt, you elf-fucker!
You goddam Grinch-knock-off piece of shit--
okay, you leave me no choice..