Chri7tmas

Author: GrassyNoel

Date: December 13, 2001

by GrassyNoel
12-13-01
...Santa has been turned into Brad Pitt by Mr. Goblin Death Elf!
What's inside the box?! C'mon! What's in the box, man?!
I really can't wait to see the look on your face when you find out..
..oh my god.. JOHN DOE HAS THE UPPER HAND!! I REPEAT! JOHN DOE HAS THE UPPER HAND NOW!!!!
...Meanwhile
...oh god! oh fuck!! ahh!
...her pretty little head!