All comics by Greedo386

 

He's a Real Swinger With the Women by Greedo386 9-09-02
		Oh, right... pants.

 

A Magical Christmas by Greedo386 9-09-02
Okay, now you promise to give me your soul, in exchange for these magical gifts in my meaty loins, right?		Well? Damn this stuff is gooood.

 

The Magical World of IRC by Greedo386 9-09-02
What they say in #ns: Fam, you are my hero! Umm... okay Steve.	What they say in #ec: Fam, I wanna seks you up and fix your oven! Damn you are sekseh! Umm... okay Steve.	What they're really thinking: Damn that Steve guy needs to get out more. Why won't Fam show me some hot British lovin?

 

Greedo the 386 by Greedo386 9-09-02
It has come to my attention that many of you think I'm a lesbian. At first I didn't know how to take this. I felt like trash...	I became suicidal... But then I decided to just end the rumors once and for all.	RAWR!! Somehow, I don't think this is quite worth it...

 

Parenting. What a joke. by Greedo386 10-02-02
		I'll raise my own kid, thank you very much.

 

Attack of the Onos (not funny) by Greedo386 10-07-02
	Oh nos! An Onos! I wonder if it's supposed to be that small...

 

Thoughts on the Complexity of Modern Religion by Greedo386 10-07-02
My son, what is on your mind?		I'd eat you if you were made of chocolate.

 

Limitations in the comic creation process arise by Greedo386 10-07-02
That's supposed to be a TSA marine? hmm... *chuckle chuckle chuckle*	Okay, fine, whatever. Dammit, can't turn around and shoot him, no character choice to represent me facing the other direction. *chuckle chuckle chuckle*	And since when did the aliens learn to speak English??? Listen, I know you're cloaked on the wall behind me, so just come on out and eat my face already I would, but there's no suitable character choice to represent an uncloaked skulk.

 

Ops! Now in 3 Delicious Flavors! by Greedo386 10-08-02
Type 1: The Kind Op dud3z0rz, ch3ck ou7 this l33t pr0n!! Guys, please, stop the pr0n discussion now.	Type 2: The Slightly Irate Op th15 is teh m0st am4z1ngly l33t pr0n i 3v3r s33n! and i s33n a l0t 0f pr0n! !k l33t5p34k1nFr34k Learn English and stop talking about pr0n.	Type 3: The #naturalselection Op dud3z0rs, g0 t0 www.pr0n.com and s33 f0r y0urs3lf! its l33t!! I really didn't want it to come to this... Oh, wait, yes I did.

 

Samurai, Take 1 by Greedo386 6-21-03
You cannot defeat me. My Ronin is strong.	Sigh... The tiles are in my favor tonight!	Buddah rush Edo!!! I have underestimated your strength, my master!!

 

Samurai, Take 2 by Greedo386 6-21-03
Go away... I challenge you to a duel!	Sigh... My superior logic capabilities will prevail!	Peasant rush Edo!!! ERROR: GENERAL PROTECTION FAULT IN MODULE AR31::1000FD:23

 

Samurai, Take 3 by Greedo386 6-21-03
Sigh... Whoooaaaaa! Pretty colors duuuuude!!	Helmet rush Edo!!! Like, make Buddahs, not Helmets, maaaaan!!	Woe is me. No one defeats the dirteh intarweb hippeh!!

 

Canada Boy Meets a Girl by Greedo386 6-21-03
Canada Boy Meets a Girl Hey	No! Wait! Don't go!	*sniffle* *sob* *aboot* *sob* So, yah guys, that chick was totally digging my groove. Tomorrow I might actually say something to her, eh.

 

Canada Boy Makes a New Friend by Greedo386 6-21-03
Excuse me, is this the line for the new Backstreet Boys CD?	... Hehheheh! Just kidding, eh! ehehe!	rrrrrggggggg.....

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