All comics by Green_Zebra

 

by Green_Zebra
2-25-01
That's all you're taking? A hammer? What are you gonna do with a hammer?
I don't know... Seemed like a good idea.
alright, let's go.
What's wrong with a hammer? I might need a hammer...
Hey! A hammer! I've been looking all over for one of those!
What's up now!

 

by Green_Zebra
2-25-01
hey cowboy!
Don't call me cowboy. My name's not cowboy.
but you're clearly a cowboy, coyboy.
If you keep calling me that, I'm not going to talk to you.
fine, mr. cranky.
stupid girl

 

by Green_Zebra
2-25-01
this IS odd...
WHAT DID YOU SAY?
umm...I forget.
I thought so.

 

by Green_Zebra
2-25-01
Hey, you, boxing girl! Yeah, you!
What? I'm busy.
Do me a favor, would you? My foot itches.
Oh, gross! Fine...
Ooooh! That tickles! He hee!

 

by Green_Zebra
2-25-01
Yeah, so I keep making these, but I don't really have anything clever or funny to write.
I will take my leave of you.
There is nothing you could take of me that I would more readily part withall...
...except my life.

 

by Green_Zebra
2-25-01
Wanna dance, baby?
yeah, well, I'm in a trash can...
But the night is young, baby
yeah, well, I'm in a trash can...
I don't know where I'm going with this.
yeah, well, I'm in a trash can...

 

by Green_Zebra
2-25-01
*ahem* ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!
but I'm in a trash can
I said, ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US
be that as it may, I'm in a trash can
ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US NOW!
are you trying to take my trash can?

 

by Green_Zebra
3-05-01
The day we are born, we cry and the world laughs. Let us try to live so that when we die, the world cries and we laugh.
There is a good day to die and a good day to play the piano
A really bad way to count is to count how many there aren't and then subtract from infinity.

 

by Green_Zebra
3-05-01
I only wanted to see what the garden was like, Your Majesty--
That's right, though when you say "garden"--I've seen gardens compared with which this would be a wilderness
--and I thought I'd try and find my way to the top of that hill.
When you say "hill"--I could show you hills, in comparison with which you'd call that a valley.
No, I shouldn't, a hill can't be a valley, you know. That would be nonsense--
You may call it nonsense if you like, but I've heard nonsense,compared with which that would be as sensible as a dictionary.

 

by Green_Zebra
3-05-01
We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars.

 

by Green_Zebra
3-05-01
He presented it with a length of string
and passed on to the statue of Corrupted Endeavour
to await the arrival of autumn.

 

by Green_Zebra
3-05-01
On the shore a bat, or possibly an umbrella
I'm a chicken.
disengaged itself from the shrubbery,
causing those nearby to recollect the miseries of childhood.

 

by Green_Zebra
4-15-01
Heads of state who ride and wrangle...
who look at your face from more than one angle...
Shut the fuck up.

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