It's a comic, yo

Author: Green_Zebra

Date: March 5, 2001

by Green_Zebra
3-05-01
I only wanted to see what the garden was like, Your Majesty--
That's right, though when you say "garden"--I've seen gardens compared with which this would be a wilderness
--and I thought I'd try and find my way to the top of that hill.
When you say "hill"--I could show you hills, in comparison with which you'd call that a valley.
No, I shouldn't, a hill can't be a valley, you know. That would be nonsense--
You may call it nonsense if you like, but I've heard nonsense,compared with which that would be as sensible as a dictionary.