Player 1, defeated, because you suck major ass too! Both of the players are ****ing dumbasses and you both suck major ass! **** all of you!
P1 who sucks major ass!
CPU
Sey.. You were right.. This game does suck..
How the hell did they get on the moon? Why were they are the moon? And why did a CPU enter the match? How did Jesus lose? Why couldn't I move my character...
And so, Sey realises this game is worse than he thought.
Because you all suck Major ass! Muah ha ha ha ha! Both of you suck major ass! You can't even beat each other up! The CPU did it for you, ****ing fools! You both of you suck ass!
YOU ALL ****ING SUCK! You guys probally suck each other's asses!
