Tales of the Men In Black

Author: GreySoldierfellow

Date: October 1, 2004

Its the 1990s. A little boy sees an alien heading towards a spaceship.
Fun! Ya! *runs*
Oh my god! An alien and a spaceship!
The boy runs all the way home. Then a Man In Black comes and scares the child.
MOM!!!!!!!!! HELP!!!!!!!!!
You saw nothing! UFOS don't exist! What you saw was VENUS! You not yell. I shall kidnap you!
Back to the present.
Then the mother would come and the MIB would say he came to take custody of the child. Thankfully she didn't surrender him.
I heard of MIBs in the late 50s and early 60s, but I don't really care. What were you talking about? GO away. Stop harassing me. Where am I?