Whores R' Us Commercial

Author: GreySoldierfellow

Date: October 1, 2004

Hey Pimps! Are yo' prostitutes in yo block ain't payin money?
Wut up be-ach? So how much money yo' got from da deal?
I'm not giving you any of my money.
Are you stressed and feel like you don't exist?
Yo' betta be payin me protection money be-ach!
I don't even know you.
Then come on over to Whores R' Us. We even have multifunctional bi+ches who will fight other bi+ches on the street, so you can become top pimp.
YO bi+ch, you better give my employer the money or else I'll beat the shi+ out of you!
OH MY GOD!