The John Ashcroft Show Ep1

Author: GreySoldierfellow

Date: October 1, 2004

WASHINGTON D.C., 10:00 AM
KICK BUSH OUT OF THE WHITE HOUSE! KICK BUSH OUT! GET RID OF JOHN ASHCROFT AND DICK CHENEY! DON'T FIGHT ISRAEL'S WARS!
Mr.Foe, you are under arrest for being a terrorist! You must give up all consitutional rights and no longer vote in Presidential elections.
Oregon , 2 days later, 2:00 PM
Well, I finished assisting that guy in suicide. Damn, I hate that law, but atleast this job pays decent.
You are under arrest for murder!
Later that day after oddly unsuccessfuly arrests in Oregon.
It shouldn't be, and some day I'll be allowed to TRULY arrest all the doctors in physician assisted suicide!
How many times do I have to tell you. Physician-assisted suicide is legal in this state.