The John Ashcroft Show Ep.3

Author: GreySoldierfellow

Date: October 3, 2004

John Ashcroft usually has a daily routine. 1.) Writing new editions to the Patriot Act.
This version makes it so everyone has to have a monitoring chip implanted in their brains!
Another one? Will you ever quit? How much control do you want the governmet to have?
2.) Spying on average American Citizens
I know EVERYTHING about you! So don't even say a word little bitch. Your mom is also a prostitute.
That's not true, you don't know my gun records.
3.) Looking at child porn
I'm doing this for work related purposes. I have all the webmasters' IP adresses. Now I'll save the porn to my hard drive as evidence!
*shows IP adresses and child porn pictures*