Warning: By reading this comic you have plead guilty to being a terrorist.
Everyone reading this comic is under arrest. I have logged all you IP adresses and know who you are.
Your house will be searched for terror-related program activities (without your notification nor search warrant).
You must give up all your constitutional rights and no longer vote in Presidential elections.
I'm busy telling a news report. Go away! *gets smacked in the back of her head with a pipe*
Welcome back! President George W. Bush is the best president this country has ever had. No one should ever think for themselves and question Bush or his administration.
Please whach news channels such as Fox News and believe everything that they say!