Well, you asked me how I, a being devoid of emotion, FELT about something, thus rendering the joke itself obsolete, as in order to make my observation I must FEEL, something I am incapable of.
Yeah, but-
And why do I have eyebrows? What robot needs eyebrows?
FOOL, YOU DARE QUESTION THIS COMPLEX SYSTEM, THE VERY SAME THAT SPEWED FORTH YOUR MISERABLE EXISTENCE?
It has come to my attention that the distinct absence of wit in the previous two comics are attributed to my lack of an intellectual partner. In short, Maura will not suffice.
So I'm pleased to announce the newest member of our team, the aptly-named Red Robot! Tell us a bit about yourself, Red.
GREETINGS, COMPATRIOT.
MY COLOR IS A DIRECT REFLECTION OF MY CURRENT MOOD. AND I'M NOT ANGRY, IF YOU CATCH MY DRIFT.
