This is a public service announcement to everyone out there. That means YOU.
If you see something that looks good to eat, DON'T EAT IT! You'd be a fucking moron to shove it down your throat! You could get sick real quick and whats worse you could DIE!
So kids, don't be like my friend Jas over here and put something you don't know about in your mouth.
Fuck you man that was ONE time and I regretted it after, okay?
Aaanyway. Alot of kids were dissapearing in the woods. Real mysterious like. They thought it was like, David Copperfield...
In his stage show, he takes a llama, puts the llama in the box, spins the box around opens the box- theres no more llama! And you don't see that everyday, no!
One minute- llama here...llama gone...llama...no llama!! It just chills you to the bones!
Dear Jas: My best friends sisters boyfreind saw this guy who knew a girl who took this kid for ice cream, and they saw my boyfriend kissing another girl! I know these people are reliable sources...
...so what should I do? Thanks for your help, Slightly Paranoid.
Well slightly, all I can really tell you is that you lost me at My.