Nicest robot ever: Gene 2

Author: Gumby

Date: February 22, 2002

by Gumby
2-22-02
I'm so worthless! When I jump off this building, it will all be over! Finally, I can stop worrying about my horrible act!
Hey there! Stop this instant! Don't commit suicide, there's lots of things worth living for! What on earth happened that would cause you to want to take your own life?
I jacked off to a picture of Janet Reno.
Agh! What the hell are you still doing here then? Jump off already!
Yes sir.