Nicest robot ever: Gene 5

Author: Gumby

Date: February 23, 2002

by Gumby
2-23-02
Don't you ever get tired of telling people to commit suicide?
No, not really.
Why don't you commit suicide, you overgrown piece of red trash?!
Because my life is of some importance, unlike you, you friendless grey robot without reproductive functions!
Jump already! It's not like you have any kids or a family!
You're right! My life is so meaningless!