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| Welcome to 1st grade. I'd just like to start the year off by saying: Santa does not exist, and your parents lied to you. | |
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| Welcome to 9th grade. Because you're underage and have no legal rights, we're going to take advantage of you every chance we get, and generally treat you like shit. | |
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| Well whoop dee fucking doo. | |
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| Welcome to college. You now have 5 minutes to complete this 200 question quiz that I'm not even going to give to you. It's worth 90% of your grade. | |
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