Alex 9 - A Doctorate in Stupid

Author: Gunslinger

Date: October 17, 2004

by Gunslinger
10-17-04
At the doctor's office...
Well, whats the diagnosis, doc?
I'm sorry to inform you, but the test came back. You have genital herpes.
What?! How could this be possible?!
I'm very sorry Ms. Wang.
Wait-wait-what'd you just call me?
Ms. Wang. Miss Bang Wang. Age: 86. Ethnicity: Asian.