Alex 18 - Damn French

Author: Gunslinger

Date: October 21, 2004

by Gunslinger
10-21-04
Look, Mr. President. I'm tired of these damn rolling blackouts. I have a plan.
Uh huh, I'm listenin'.
I say we conquer France, then build a giant power plant on their country. Then use the French people as slaves to work in the overly large power plant.
Are they terrorists?
Sure.
Those SNEAKY French! I knew it! I tried to detour them with my "Freedom Fry" campaign, but now I can see the only thing that will stop them is a "Death by Explosion"...campaign.