The End of a Legend by Gustaff136-14-02 Within the depths of Castlevania... Good news, Mr. Death! Simon Belmont is dead! That's excellent, #13498! So who finally got him? Actually, he did it himself. We found his carcass at the bottom of a pit in the Red Chapel. He tried to jump onto a set of stairs... ...and fell right through! Har! Har! Har! Superb! God bless 8-bit programming! Hey! Watch the "G" word! You wanna get in trouble?
RPG Maker Propaganda Film by Gustaff136-15-02 Searching scenario data... I'm... getting... angry... Searching scenario data... ...you wouldn't like me when I'm angry... Play it safe: Make sure to back up your rpg's OFTEN! Or you too, could transform into a homicidal kangaroo. ERROR! Scenario data not found. Data may have become corrupted. I WaRneD yoU!!!!1
The Castlevania Chronicles I by Gustaff136-15-02 Deep in the Demon Castle, evil stirs once again... Yet another century has passed, and once again I'm given life! In honor of this occasion, I've decided to change my look! I eagerly anticipate your new appearance, Lord Dracula. Ta-da! What do you think? *snort*... You're uhh... as frightening as ever, M'lord. Excellent. I belive I will go out and terrorize the villagers. Farewell. Oh M'lord, just so you know: in this era, all mortals express terror with hysterical laughter.
The Castlevania Chronicles II by Gustaff136-15-02 I must commend you, Death. There hasen't been a single vampire killer invading the castle all week! How'd you pull it off? Well, M'lord. We've placed our top minions at the castle gates. I'm rather skeptic, these few guards are keeping everyone out? Not to worry, I said: "they're our TOP minions." Meanwhile at the castle gates... This was a bad idea. I want my mommy! That's a nice bum you got there...
The Castlevania Chronicle III by Gustaff136-17-02 I have devised the ultimate evil scheme!!! Excellent, Lord Dracula. Explain it to me! We're going to release a new Castlevania! But in all truth; it's just Symphony of the Night, only Alucrad will have a new hat! It's ingenious and unimaginabley evil!!! At Electronic Boutique on the release date of Symphony of the Night: Super Hat Special... Hey Gus, you getting SOTN:SHS, too? Ahoi, Jeroak! I sure am!!! I hear there's a new hat! It's gonna rock!
Ready, AIM, Fire! (Renamon) by Gustaff136-21-02 Renamon: Uhg. What a night, I'm tired! Gus: Yah. Me too. *yawn* Renamon: Then go to bed! XP Gus: I'm not going to bed! You go to bed! Renamon: Neither of us are gonna get any sleep for a long time, huh? Gus: I'm not going to bed! You go to bed! >=D
Ready, AIM, Fire! (Serge) by Gustaff136-21-02 Gus: Wooo! Ahoi, Serge! I got something awsome to tell yah. Serge: Cool! I can't wait to hear, just a sec. Several months later... Gus: _-_ z Z Z Later that decade... Gus: x_x Serge: Okay, I gotta run, Gus. G'night.
Ready, AIM, Fire! (2 Xtreme) by Gustaff136-21-02 Gus: 2X? 2X, are yah there?! 2 Xtreme: Bah! AIM booted me... Gus? Hey, Gus? You there? Gus: Yah, I'm back. I just blue screened. Man our computers suck! Right, 2X?........... 2X?!?!