Vickish

Author: GuyInBoxers

Date: September 14, 2007

by GuyInBoxers
9-14-07
Office of Pet Adoption
So thanks for coming in today! What makes you qualified to be a dog owner?
I like to beat the shit out of my dogs.
Office of Pet Adoption
Is that it?
No. I also like to beat the shit out of other people's dogs.
Office of Pet Adoption
Are you going to get my new dog?