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by H-Gun
9-26-01
Hi, my name is Jack. Welcome to my show. Today I'm gonna interview a very special guest
Please welcome mister... err... L337 H4x0r
Hi
So, tell us mister H4x0r... Last night you said, and I quote: "Ph34r m3". Now, please tell us why we should "ph34r" you
Because I'll make jokes about Yo Mama

 

by H-Gun
9-26-01
We received a letter yesterday, it's from Jeremy Bonerfied. He wrote: "Dear Mr. Jack, That son of b&@# named L337 H4x0r hacked my site and he deleted all my mp3s. Please ask him why? son of a B...
Because I am L337
well... I guess that answers your question Jeremy
you betcha

 

by H-Gun
9-26-01
Welcome to my show. Today's guest is the man responsible for Black & White... Peter Molyneux. Tell us Peter, in alot of interviews you told us this game would be great and why it would be so great...
uh-huh
Turned out that the game was boring and the extra features were either canceled or.. well... crap. Does this make you feel bad?
I was only stimulating people to buy my game. I'm just "selling" my product. My way of "selling my product" got me the nickname "The Marketing Genius"
No, I believe you were called "The Big Fat Liar"

 

by H-Gun
9-26-01
Well... because this isn't a very popular show, our special guest for today did not show up, we had to replace her with someone else. Please welcome mister... err... Bug-thingy...
well... I presume having to interview a giant cockroach means my show sucks ass

 

by H-Gun
9-26-01
Hi, my name is Johnny Knox... I mean Jack and you're watching Jack's show. Lately, all of our special guests refused to show up
So we decided to take our show to Da Mean Streets. Hey look here's some Mean Street folk
Let's just back up a little... there's no need to touch her or get too close to her

 

by H-Gun
9-26-01
Hi folks, The touring version of our show didn't quite work out, so I decided I'll interview the crew with whom I work
First up... Henry
whaazzaaaaaaaa...
Why do I even bother
aaaaaaaaaaaa...

 

by H-Gun
9-26-01
*ZZzzZZzz*
huh... wha- oh hi... I was... err... inspecting.. yes I was inspecting this trashcan
Now, some of you might be wondering what I am doing here. Well I am certainly not sleeping in trashcans, that's for sure... heh... heheh... oh boy

 

by H-Gun
9-26-01
Whaazzaaaaa... Kinda sad about yur show, mate. But cheer up will ya, The guy that replaced you seems to be really funny, you can watch it at my place
yeah, yeah... whatever...
oh well... I might as well see who is now stuck with my crappy show
HAHAHA!!!
what's going on?
HAHAHAH!!! THIS NEW GUY IS HILARIOUS!

 

by H-Gun
9-27-01
In the year 2001...
Somewhere in the big city...
A hero was born. The birth of this hero was the reason for me to create the adventures of captain LP
Hi lads, I am the mighty Cap'n LP. And I am studly

 

by H-Gun
9-28-01
Somewhere in space...
Ooohhh... Someone's in the kitchen with pancakes...
The Voyager crew runs in some more trouble...
Someone's in the kitchen I kno-ho-ho-ow...
Cap'n! CAP'N!!!
While trying to send an e-mail
Wha... what's the matter?
Cap'n, The spellchecker c'nea take this kind of abuse!

 

by H-Gun
9-28-01
Hi, I am the creator of these comics, I am the one who gave a pre-drawn man his own show. Unfortunatly I forgot to create funny punchlines for Jack...
Yeah, thanks for making me look stupid on my own show. Jackass!
A person who had actually watched my show wrote a letter to me. It says:"Dear Jack, Your show sucks."
And then you actually got me kicked out of my own show and replaced me with a giant bug! I mean, HELLO!! ITS MY SHOW!
Must... Punch... If only... could move hand...

 

by H-Gun
9-28-01
So... howzabout tonight at 11?
sure
whoohooo!
What the...
Note to self: No more cheering when gettin' a date
On second thought... I'm kinda busy tonight... cheering dork

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