Aggressive Marketing

Author: HCRoyall

Date: April 2, 2005

by HCRoyall
4-02-05
You called for an 'Escort'?
Ummm... no... wait, aren't you that girl from down the street?
Look, this is 22 Forest Drive, right?
Yes, but I didn't... You mean you...
Dammit, I'm going to have sex with you and you're going to pay me for it! Got that!? Good!!
I soooo need to move out of this neighborhood...