The First Rule of MST3K is "Don't Make Fun of Fight Club"

Author: HCRoyall

Date: April 2, 2005

by HCRoyall
4-02-05
Administer First Aid! Wait...
The First Rule of Fight Club is...
Oh yeah? What're you going to do about it? Come down out the movie and kick our asses?
That's it. I've had enough of your ****ers ragging my movie.
Oh, ****.
You realize I'm not actually on the screen? That I'm right next to you?