So we parody Bruce Almighty...

Author: HCRoyall

Date: April 3, 2005

by HCRoyall
4-03-05
Bruce played by Random Schoolgirl #2, God played by a talking squirrel.
If you can do so much better, I think I'll let you be God for a while.
I really can't explain why there's only half a bench, or why God is being played by a squirrel...
Like, for how long?
Until you fuck things up and learn a life lesson.
This does not bode well...
How about I just make Armageddon come a bit early and save you the trouble?
That'll work.