Prehistoric Stock Brokers

Author: HCRoyall

Date: April 20, 2005

by HCRoyall
4-20-05
Great news, Herb! My stocks just tripled in value!
Yeah, about that...
What?
Well, apparently there's this comet about to hit in a few days. Gonna wipe out pretty much everything except the plants and mammals.
So you're saying I should sell now...
Before the market falls out because of the whole extinction thing, yeah.