The Horrible Truth of Fantasy Adventures...

Author: HCRoyall

Date: April 20, 2005

by HCRoyall
4-20-05
So what's the plan, Gundorf?
We're going to the dragon's lair, where we will use you as bait to lure the dragon out while we sneak in and steal all the treasure.
By bait, you mean create a distraction, right?
No, I mean you'll be offered up as a tasty snack to the dragon. He loves venison.
Suddenly I think coming with you was a bad idea...
Try and get stuck in his teeth if you can. It'll buy us some extra time.