Why some wishes shouldn't come true

Author: HCRoyall

Date: April 21, 2005

by HCRoyall
4-21-05
I wish my virtual pet was real and could talk to me!
Wow, it worked!
Yeah, yeah. Where's my treat, dammit? And why don't you play with me anymore?!
In hindsight, I take back the 'and can talk to me'...
Like it's my fault you're a lousy owner.