Santa: Lazy Bastard

Author: HCRoyall

Date: April 30, 2005

by HCRoyall
4-30-05
So what's the damage, Earl?
Well, Nick, this is the worst case of Arctic termites I've ever seen. I recommend you shut down the workshop for the next couple of months.
But Christmas is next week!
Should be no sweat, right? I thought you would have made pretty much everything by now.
Actually no. I work each batch of elves to death in a week. It takes me a year just to train up the next batch.
This is why I keep suggesting you go to those efficiency seminars.