Failed Ventures

Author: HCRoyall

Date: May 9, 2005

by HCRoyall
5-09-05
Can I help you?
Yes! My name is Bingles, and I am a door-to-door clown.
And...?
Do you need any clowning done?
Okay, this premise was stupid to begin with. What do you really want?
I wish I were joking...