Yeah, I'm just pulling stuff out my ass with this one.

Author: HCRoyall

Date: May 25, 2005

by HCRoyall
5-25-05
Another letter from the collection agency?
"Dear Mr. Stickman, your squirrel tax is four months overdue. If a payment is not made within the next two weeks, we will have to repossess any and all arboreal rodents in your possession."
Wow, they sound really serious...
They want $5000 as a first payment! I can't possibly make that in two weeks! They're going to take you away, Squirrel!
Squirrel? No squirrels here, man. I'm a... a rare bushy-tailed mole! Yeah, that's it!
How the hell do they measure 'acorns per kilowatt-hour'?