Butch vs The Lawyer

Author: HCRoyall

Date: June 15, 2005

by HCRoyall
6-15-05
You are Butch, correct?
Can I help you?
Yes, I represent one Lucifer B. Satan, and I am here to inform you that you are in violation of the contract you signed with Hell.
I didn't sign anything.
I t was a verbal agreement signed in proxy. As a settlement for visiting places of Christian worship you are obligated to surrender possession of your immortal soul.
I've got a settlement for you right here...