Why I hate the Army

Author: HCRoyall

Date: July 1, 2005

by HCRoyall
7-01-05
Hey, Sergeant! Why're we unloading this stuff instead of the contractors?
Because it's new issue safety gear and some stuff went missing from the last shipment.
Oh. Thanks, Sergeant.
Wait, these are just boxes of office supp---
GET THE FUCK BACK TO WORK!!