The Great Hazunda, Lord of Boiled Chicken!

Author: HCRoyall

Date: July 2, 2005

by HCRoyall
7-02-05
Dammit, Jim! Put this thing away when you're done. It's tacky as hell!
WHO DARES TO MOCK THE GREAT HAZUNDA, LORD OF BOILED CHICKEN?! PITIFUL MORTAL, YOU KNOW NOT OF WHOM YOU SPEAK!!
"Lord of Boiled Chicken"? What kind of title is that? Were you at the back of the line when the brainless natives were assigning duties to their statue-gods?
BOILED CHICKEN IS MERELY PART OF THE TITLE, FLESHLING. I AM THE LORD OF ALL THINGS CHICKEN REGARDLESS OF PREPARATION!!
Hold up. Does that mean you can start a plague of salmonella?
YOU KNOW, I NEVER THOUGHT ABOUT IT BEFORE...