Why I hate the Army

Author: HCRoyall

Date: July 21, 2005

by HCRoyall
7-21-05
Yes, this actually happened.
Your leave dates got pushed back a couple of days due to there not being enough seats on the flight.
Okay sir.
This too.
What? No whining, complaining, or second-guessing the Army?
Why would I bitch and moan about something as trivial as that?
Thankfully, not this.
I'm putting you on lockdown, soldier. I think you've snapped.
Can we go somewhere without witnesses, sir? There are a few articles of Military Justice that I'd like to violate...