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Author: HCRoyall

Date: September 26, 2005

by HCRoyall
9-26-05
That's IT! I'm going 40 days without jerkin' my yerkin. Starting NOW!!!
Good, because according to this letter from the company doctor, any more jerkin' will cause you to drop dead from testosterone poisoning.
Well that works out well.
But this letter from your general practitioner says if you don't jerk something fierce for a while, you'll die of prostate cancer in a month.
Fuck.