God: Millennium Two

Author: HCRoyall

Date: September 30, 2005

by HCRoyall
9-30-05
This is Chad McChin, honored to be the first to interview God on world television! Tell us, Oh Lord, what are your plans for Earth?
Actually, I'm thinking of wiping the slate clean and starting over. It's kind of boring. Except this time I'm leaving out France and Canada.
Err...
And I was thinking this time I'd give the Lobsters a chance as the dominant species. Don't worry though, humans'll still be in the food chain somewhere.