This HAD to have happened once or twice

Author: HCRoyall

Date: October 21, 2005

by HCRoyall
10-21-05
Cap'n! We're detectin' hostiles! We need ta get ya out o' there!
Belay that, Mr. Scott! I have everything under control.
So, what say you slip into something more comfortable?
How's this, loverboy?
Oh dear GOD! SCOTTIE! BEAM ME UP! BEAM ME UP!!