The United States of Abe

Author: HCRoyall

Date: October 27, 2005

by HCRoyall
10-27-05
I'm Abe Vigoda, and I'm here campaigning for the US Presidency. Why? Because I'm Abe Vigoda, and I make things better.
Take this youngster here. If not for me, this child and hundreds of other like her would be starving in the streets, with no one to care for them and no families to love them.
I suck on the hose again now?
Ha ha! Kids say the darndest things! NOW GET THE FUCK OFF MY STAGE!