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| ... and the sex-murder duo known as the Little Asian Girls are still at large. In other news, scientists reveal that bacon grease is an excellent oil subsitute. | |
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| In another unrelated story, Congress declared war on Iraq's neighboring nation of Baconovia, claiming it houses terrorists.. | |
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