Why I Hate The Army

Author: HCRoyall

Date: November 4, 2005

by HCRoyall
11-04-05
I'M YOUR NEW COMMANDER, BITCH!
AAAAAAAHHH!
*poof*
Oh, God... it was all just a horrible dream... I'm not really deployed and Abe Vigoda isn't my commander...
*poof*
Wake up, soldier! No sleeping on duty!!
GOD DAMMIT!!