Why I Hate The Army, or Why I Need To Go The Fuck Home

Author: HCRoyall

Date: November 4, 2005

by HCRoyall
11-04-05
I had a weird dream last night. I dreamed that all the new people that had just come in were all flaming homosexuals. I wasn't sure how to act...
Because they were agressive in their sexual advances and I didn't know how to shoot them down without coming across as a gay-basher.
And then I almost got in trouble this morning for walking around with my hands placed protectively over my ass.