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| This just in! The president has decided that stories about bad things are stressful and damaging to the morale of the public. | |
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| In order to help remedy this situation, only good news will be allowed on the air, and bad news will be replaced with American Idol clips. | |
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| This solves nothing, but it makes me feel better. | |
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