FPD

Author: HCRoyall

Date: August 1, 2006

by HCRoyall
8-01-06
I used to be a lonely barfly like yourself until I joined the FPD!
FPD? What's that?
The Firm and Perky D-cup association! They hook you up with a plastic surgeon and inflate those mosquito bites of yours so you can get a date despite your hideous face!
Really? How long does it take?
Not long at all!