Why I don't quite hate the Army so much

Author: HCRoyall

Date: November 6, 2006

by HCRoyall
11-06-06
8 A.M.
Top? The soldiers we're supposed to help with their records left for a training exercise and won't be back until 11.
What? Fine, just do what you can without them there and finish when they get back.
11 A.M.
Top? Me again. Now they say they won't get back till noon and then they're breaking for lunch.
Just take a lunch break and finish with them when they get back.
1:30 P.M.
Top? They called again; this time they say they probably won't be back until 3:30, maybe 4.
Fuck them. You're dismissed for the day.